Glass Elephants

If you take longer than 5 minutes to text me back then expect the reply in 5 days because no one beats me at my own game

vincent van gogh fuck yourself

i wanted to know what a duck looked like without a beak so i googled it and ive been laughing at this photo for about 3 minutes

when teachers tell you that wikipedia isn’t a reliable source

this video is super hilarious I don’t know if I can take much more

do you ever just talk to your friends and stare at your screen while smiling because theyre so god dang adorable and perfect

My favourite part of the 90s was shitting my pants without any consequences

a page in my sisters diary

“yes, i play video games too. i’m not like most girls”

Justin Timberlake thinks he hears the voice of God, then quickly realizes it’s only the airport loudspeakers

ok