Glass Elephants

radiobread2:

If you take longer than 5 minutes to text me back then expect the reply in 5 days because no one beats me at my own game

cosmo-kramer-the-assman:

vincent van gogh fuck yourself

keithmorris:

i wanted to know what a duck looked like without a beak so i googled it and ive been laughing at this photo for about 3 minutes

niggapus:

when teachers tell you that wikipedia isn’t a reliable source

anrdew:

this video is super hilarious I don’t know if I can take much more

anrdew:

this video is super hilarious I don’t know if I can take much more

404fucknotfound:

do you ever just talk to your friends and stare at your screen while smiling because theyre so god dang adorable and perfect

hotforphysics:

My favourite part of the 90s was shitting my pants without any consequences 

kanyewesticle:

a page in my sisters diary

kanyewesticle:

a page in my sisters diary

coryandtheboys:

“yes, i play video games too. i’m not like most girls”

justintimberlakedoingthings:

Justin Timberlake thinks he hears the voice of God, then quickly realizes it’s only the airport loudspeakers

amadari:

ok

amadari:

ok